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Leprechaun 3 (1995)
IMDB rating: 4.30
Plot: He’s looking for his gold, again! This time out in Las Vegas, where the Irish dwarf meets his match, a college freshman infected with leprechaun blood.
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Directors: Trenchard-Smith Brian
Actors: Davis Warwick,Gatins John,DeMita John,Callan Michael,Tubert Marcelo,Dugan Tom,Reicheg Richard,Gregory Ian,Hewlett Roger,Crisp Terry Lee,Comedy,Fantasy,Horror,
Does ANYONE have the complete list for the SyFy (formerly Sci-Fi) Channel's Survival Tips?
I’ve been trying to collect them for about 2 years now and I have done many searches for more, but they are never complete lists and a lot of them are not numbered. As far as I am aware, I have the most complete list. I am out to prove myself wrong by asking if anyone has more to add to this list.
I am not asking for people to add their own survival tips, I am asking for the ACTUAL Sci-Fi Channel’s list. There is some question about 2 of the tips that I found as they seem to be the same tip, please help verify that as well. I thank you in advance, here is what I have thus far:
1. If the Earth looses it’s atmosphere, don’t waste your breath screaming
2. If it can eat through walls, It can eat through you.
3. Never swim alone, at night, naked.
4. Wishes can be dangerous, If you catch a leprechaun, kill it.
5. If it has 20 legs, You can’t outrun it.
6. In the woods, Everything can hear you scream.
7. If a giant spider catches you don’t panic, It won’t eat you for days
8. Never go on an epic quest, Without having an exit strategy.
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11. When building an army of mutant supersoldiers, Don’t use the criminally insane.
12. Not all monsters want to eat you, Some just want your skin.
13. Never play God, Even if you are one.
14. Just because you’re immortal, Doesn’t mean you can’t get your *** kicked.
15. If the egg weighs more than you, Don’t wait around for it to hatch.
16. If it’s foot is bigger than your house, Don’t hide in your house.
17. Never brew love potions, Around family members.
18. If it has two heads, It can eat you in half the time.
19. If it’s footprint is bigger than your Hummer, Leave.
20. Never make fun of fairies, They aren’t as cute when they swarm.
21. Never mate with an alien, No matter how hot it is.
22. If you discover that you can fly, Don’t do it in commercial airspace.
23. If you can see bits of flesh caught in it’s teeth, You’re standing too close
24. If a giant asteroid is heading for Earth, Duck and cover won’t help.
25. When building a robot don’t give it a brain, And if you do don’t give it a weapon.
26. When running from a monster, Never wear high heels.
27. If a giant snake is trying to kill you, Don’t send a larger one to defeat it.
28. If a fraternity requires a blood sacrifice, Don’t pledge.
29. Kids love dinosaurs, Unfortunately dinosaurs love kids too.
30. If it comes from outer space, Don’t eat it.
31. If you find human remains, Don’t wait around to find out what was eating them.
32. If you engineer a super-virus, Also engineer an unbreakable test tube.
33. If you think your town has a werewolf problem, Move.
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35. "No trespassing" signs, Only work for things that can read.
36. If the static in the TV is talking to you, Don’t talk back.
37. If it’s teeth are bigger than it’s body, Don’t try to pet it.
38. Massive doses of radiation, Won’t give you superpowers.
39. If you successfully clone yourself, It will probably try to kill you.
40. When using a Ouija board, Only summon people who like you.
41. When fighting armies of violent criminals, it helps if you cn throw cars at them.
42. If you can see flesh in it’s teeth, you are too close.
43. If a club requires a blood sacrifice, don’t join.
44. Never sign a contract in blood, no matter how cool it is.
45. Just because it has fur, doesn’t mean you should pet it.
46. Not all parasites need you for food, some just need you for shelter.
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49. Just because it’s not safe outside, doesn’t mean it’s safe inside.
50. If the thing under your porch ate your dog, it’s probably not a cat.
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53. If it has eyes in the back of it’s head, don’t stand behind it.
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55. Not everything in the dark will hurt you, some wait ’til you turn on the light.
56. If your closet starts glowing, don’t open the door.
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58. If something crawls down your chimney, it’s not bringing you presents.
59. If it feeds every 23 years, don’t be around when it wakes up.
60. If you are mentioned in a prophecy, remember to write down the details.
61. If every animal runs in the same direction, follow them.
62. If you hear a growling a mile away, don’t wait around to see what it is.
63. If you open a door to another dimension, make sure you know how to close it.
64. If she starts growing fur, she’s no longer your sister.
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66. If you build a doomsday device, don’t leave it on standby.
67. In the event of a nuclear winter, don’t eat the snow.
68. If a book can summon the dead, don’t read it out loud.
69. If it creeps quietly, it probably eats loudly.
